hermione jean granger

the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.
“hermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth
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hermione fucking granger

hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1
"hermione fucking granger is so hot"
"ikr so is emma watson"
by sophiasmom February 02, 2021
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Hermoine is the very intelligent and very hot girl that grazes the Harry Potter Movies. Emma Watson is the actress that plays it and out of the teenagers that are in the movies, she'll stay in showbiz the longest.
Emma Watson kicked ass as Hermoine Granger. I hope to see her more after the Hogwarts movies.
by mrconfusion87 July 01, 2004
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A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.
by jam December 04, 2003
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Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.
"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"
by 62662 October 18, 2011
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Hermione Jean Granger

The full name lol. such a sad middle name JEAN. She's basiclly harry potter's sidekick. She's a KNOW-IT-ALL but she's amazing.
rANDOM HUMAN: My favourite character in Harry Potter is Hermione Granger.
mE: Dumbo it's Hermione JEAN Granger.
by ~hem hem~ December 24, 2021
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Hermione's Purse

When a naval is so deep it can hold illicit substances
Maccas naval is so deep it's like Hermione's Purse in Harry potter
by IndianaGandhi June 16, 2022
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