The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.
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the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.
you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
by Simple Plan Hater June 30, 2005
Get the hermione granger mug.Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.
by HarryPotterBuffy February 27, 2022
Get the Hermione Granger mug.Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.
"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
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A BADDIE SHE IS A BADDIE SHE CAN JUST PUNCH DADDY DRACO ANY DAY SHE WANTS SHE CAN STRUT OUT LIKE SERVUS SNAPE CAN SHE IS THE DEFINITION OF BADDIE
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