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Headphone Syndrome 

When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.
Mike: Hey man how's it going?
Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome
Headphone Syndrome by Black Majik September 27, 2005
Word of the Day on March 6, 2007

Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.
I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

headphone kid 

A kid that had to experience his parents getting divorced during his childhood and who eventually just used to remain in his or her room alone with headphones on at full blast in order not to hear the constant shouting and screaming of his or her parents breaking up anymore.
"The Blairs' are totally going for the huge and nasty break-up turning poor Jerry into a headphone kid"

headphone mode 

A state of being in which one is unable to communicate due to the use headphones.
Jesse: I feel like we don't communicate together, I want to break up.

Adrian: I can't hear you sweetie, I'm in Headphone Mode.

headphone mode by Sam Zackheim March 2, 2007

Headphone Syndrome 

Someone attempting to speak to one another while listening to ear bleedingly loud music through their headphones.
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about Katie?
Guy 2: WHAT?!?
Guy 1: Are you retarded?
Guy 2: YEAH!. (turns off music) I'm sorry what?
Guy 1: Damn, must be headphone syndrome.

Headphone Music

Music and songs which make far less sense unless they're listened to on a decent set of headphones. It also helps bigtime to be under the influence of basically ANY mind altering substance when listening to the song/s.
Yo, I listened to 'Zion Train' by Bob Marley last night on headphones, dude. I could hear every cymbal crash, cow bell, bass riff... It was off the wall. Bob was speaking to me, bro. I've listened to that song a million times, but after that smoking out and doing it headphone music style? I realize that Bob was a fucking prophet on Earth, man. Damn this is some good weed.
Headphone Music by zackjmack January 16, 2011