Gooner 

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.

Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids

Gooner by Manus craig December 9, 2023

Gooner 

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.

That guy from North London is a gooner

Gooner by Rattybags December 19, 2023

gooner 

A person who is porn-addicted and cannot quit the addiction. Basically they’re resistant to common sense and the ability to seek porn addiction treatment

Person 1: Hey bro I fap twelve times a day
Person 2: So you’re a gooner huh you fucking porn addict

gooner by Hotornotisthyquestion December 29, 2023

Gooner 

Gooner; a queer man named Nic who beats off in a discord room while fucking his ass with a Butternut Squash.

Person 1: god i love touching myself to the sound of men's voices for hours on end whist fucking my ass with a Butternut Squash. Person 2: Wow! that's such a Nic thing to do you fucking Gooner fag.

Gooner by ThatFreak6996 January 5, 2024

Gooner 

Discord user QBMaste

That fucking gooner qb is here, yay.

Gooner by Gloogus February 3, 2024

Gooner 

A goober that's missing/gone

Jeff is a gooner.

Gooner by DarkThirsty February 27, 2024

Gooner 

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

Gooner by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024