Drowning goldfish

An excuse used by people to leave conversations or any social gatherings

You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later

by massivetittyworm123 March 27, 2022

Goldfish brain

Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person

Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.

by Azraelo September 21, 2016

goldfish slap

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".

While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.

Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class

by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017

Goldfish guy

(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.

It was inspired by a real case in the 70's

If you pat a random child on the head , you might be suspicious of being a goldfish guy

by Tanghot July 28, 2017

Duad Goldfish

the biggest most toxic player in league of legends. if you meet a duad goldfish be extremely careful not to trigger him, as he will flame the living shit out of you

Duad Goldfish: "WHY DIDNT YOU TANK FOR ME YOU FUCKING SHIT OMG"
Me: "LUL"

by hehe xd123 May 24, 2017

Goldfish NostrilBlaster

The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.

My Goldfish NostrilBlaster flew 5 feet!

by nostrilblaster#1 December 2, 2011

going goldfish

1 - When you continue to eat whatever is in front of you, even if you're not hungry.

2 - If you continue to feed a goldfish, it will keep eating and eating until it eventually dies.

1 - "You went goldfish on that pasta"
"I know, I think I'm going to explode"

2 - "Somebody get theses chips away from me before I go goldfish"

by Chris Branaman September 5, 2005