gnome

a man in tights who loves plays who is a ex member of zz top and dances like hobos has a weenie pouch in his hat who goes around telling little kids hobo's cant afford cable and saying hes superman stealing their clothes and uses it as a cape hen honk at people like he is a moose then smacks rthere bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy/shit hole a common item they ware is a llama dick on their fore head yet they are awesome little vienna sausages

"mommy im sad"said chuck norris
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied
"that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said
"well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said
Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky
"well i love your dick"said a store keeper
"well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said
"i hate gnomes"they all said including you

by lilkitty June 26, 2008

Gnome

A clay figure who stands in ppls gardens fishing in their ponds... if not kept an eye on, they will often wonder off into the nearest forest

Carl Hannes aka FOWL

by UN NAMED January 23, 2004

gnome

Person who is a asshole but doesnt realize it themselves.

Keemstar person who is a gnome.

by idubbz May 16, 2016

gnome

To send someone the gnome (fig.): to dump somebody preemptively, to take the initiative in a break-up, to terminate a relationship with extreme prejudice

I knew he'd lost interest, so I sent him the gnome.
I found out he'd been seeing someone else, so I sent him the gnome.
Jen really needs to send Brad the gnome and move on.
If you don't send her the gnome, you'll just end up feeling used.

by Lizzard11 December 28, 2005

Gnoming

Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.

Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!

by AlphaShadow92 August 1, 2011

gnome

a word used by a small group of people in columbia, missouri usa to mean one of two things

1. to be experiencing a trip on psychedelic mushrooms (gnomin', gnomed, gnomed out, etc...)

2. japanese anime porn (hentai) which, for one reason or another is just way intense

1. damn, my body feels a little weird, it might have to do with the fact i ate a eighth of shrooms about 30 minutes ago and im starting to gnome

2. damn that bitch with the tentacles in her ass is so gnome!

by Kajoob February 27, 2008

Gnome

He's g´not a g'noblin, he's g´not a g´nelf he´s a Gnome and you´ve been Gnomed

I'm a Gnome and you´ve been Gnomed

by SuperBrando04 February 13, 2019