Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

Ghosties

When you leave the remainder of smoke in a piece

John- Hey Oscar clear the ghosties in the piece.

by OscarM134 September 18, 2019

ghostied

the art of wrapping a passed-out party go-er in clingfilm and leaving them to sleep, only to awake to find they are unable to move their limbs. this will normally after happen when the unlucky person has got themselves drunk. and along with their hangover. would enjoy having their limbs clingilmed to their body. this is a hilarious prank, especially since its easy to achieve, being ghostied is fun for all. apart from the ghostied.

"dude, he's out, he's going to get ghostied!

by johnoryley August 19, 2010

Stfu Ghosty

Something you say to get someone to shut up

Stfu ghosty, I am not a simp

by not ravén May 10, 2021

Ghostie

A figure that's is unknown to humans.

The dog made a ghostie sound.

by Asha Grove November 21, 2020

ghosty ghost

When two people simultaneously ghost eachother. But the last text from whoever was the last to text can’t be a question.

The both decided to ghost eachother. So they Both ghosty ghosted.

by Bananas34 July 11, 2020

Ghosties

When you dont clear the reminder of the smoke in a bong

Hey John you left some ghosties in there finish it.

by OscarM134 September 18, 2019