Magic: The Gathering

The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.
Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.
by Trebor Thunder April 14, 2010
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gathering of the juggalos

The gathering of the juggalos is when ICP, ABK, twiztid, blaze, etc. preform a show for 4 days and a hell of a lot of juggalos are there with tents and sleep out in the forest in a clearing for 4 days
gathering of the juggalos
by JUGGALO 101 May 10, 2010
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Magic the Gathering

The salvation for social rejects, Magic is an addictive collectable card game relying only on the player's math and strategy. Magic will consume your life faster than you can say "Mom, I need more money."
I never thought I would ever spend $3.69 for 50 cents worth of paper and ink, but then I started playing Magic the Gathering.
by Magic Rehab Surviver May 11, 2006
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Tragic: The Gathering

The card game played by ghouls through the game Fallout 2, but had no real use in the story.
Dude! I won 30 bottle caps for a half hours worth of Tragic.
by LoGiKaLxLiQuiD June 30, 2003
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faggot gatherer

someone who gathers faggots, or wood. also used to refer to asshole bikers.
those turds on those harleys over there are such faggot gatherers.
by Mark0889 November 06, 2009
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Gathering Grist

The act of working/making money. Synonymous to “hustling” “grinding” “bringing home the bacon” and “getting that “bread”
Get off your ass and get a job. I’m the only one here gathering grist and paying bills.
by madWarlock October 16, 2023
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sausage gathering

When a girl is surrounded in a circle by men with their dicks ready to be sucked
Tessa Brooks: was surrounded by dicks during the sausage gathering
by Banterlord February 06, 2018
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