The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016

Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.

FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth

by Gareth Hunt's wrist action June 6, 2019

gareth keetan

Our god jog on

Gareth keetan is our god jog on

by Slonkongbotol June 12, 2019

Gareth

Gareth has a small penis.

That’s as small as a Gareth

by Gdawgggggghgg September 9, 2020

gareth hughes

A squared headed sub-human obsessed with siren head and other digital online characters. Little intelligence boarder line crazy . Lower life form than pond scum. Single cell organism who attempts to destroy others by means of insanity

Wow look at that pond scum it’s a Gareth hughes

by Eggkelly September 11, 2020

Gareth

"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".

How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"

by BillyHilton September 16, 2020