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When somebody is so obviously retarded...cant take a single hint and they piss everyone off. They act totally gay and try way to hard to be funny. the combination of a ''fuckin retard'' : fuck-tard
Chik 1:
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!
Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!
Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..
Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???
Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!
Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!
Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!
Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..
Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???
Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!
Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)
Fuck-Tard by MadiMadiMadi February 27, 2010
fuck'tard
An abbreviated combination of the words:
"Fucking"+"Retard".
(NOUN-proper)= Fuck'Tard: A slow to git it type person AND when they DO GIT it, still fucks it up; an individual makin' stoopid mistakes when they know better but did't really think it through-And as this individual is in the process of executing this mistake, they can see it revealing itself as a mistake in slo-mo, thus makin' them worthy of the title...
(VERB-past tense)= fuck'tarded or fucked'tard: messing up BIG TIME after they think they git it but really don't cuz they misunderstood and went ahead n DID IT anyways without full comprehension of the sitiation; Too Gung-Ho to thoroughly understand an issue or too arrogant to admit they did't understand but think they understand a situation, jumping in head-first to tackle the issue but screwin' it up even more, thus creating a dominoe chain of effects in making one mistake after another, unable to recover nicely.
"Fucking"+"Retard".
(NOUN-proper)= Fuck'Tard: A slow to git it type person AND when they DO GIT it, still fucks it up; an individual makin' stoopid mistakes when they know better but did't really think it through-And as this individual is in the process of executing this mistake, they can see it revealing itself as a mistake in slo-mo, thus makin' them worthy of the title...
(VERB-past tense)= fuck'tarded or fucked'tard: messing up BIG TIME after they think they git it but really don't cuz they misunderstood and went ahead n DID IT anyways without full comprehension of the sitiation; Too Gung-Ho to thoroughly understand an issue or too arrogant to admit they did't understand but think they understand a situation, jumping in head-first to tackle the issue but screwin' it up even more, thus creating a dominoe chain of effects in making one mistake after another, unable to recover nicely.
(NOUN-proper): TD asked the producer 3 times about the change, put the automation cue in for the reporter's tape, then missed the roll cue, hit the "TAKE" button anyways and ended up rolling a 5 second open to the wrong pitch reel as the reporter was tossing back to the anchor. What a Fuck'Tard!
(VERB-past tense): The above TD saw that the video for the reporter didn't match but hit the "TAKE" button anyways becuz they were lost and couldn't adjust quickly enough to just skip it. They FREAKED under PRESSURE! AND as they hit the button to execute this command to wipe to tape, the 5 second open seemed like 30 seconds slo-mo'd in their mind and everyone elses' as it was happenin'. When the wrong video revealed underneath, they realized they had just fuck'tarded a series of bad moves AND NOW, there would be HELL for everyone to pay when the nasty memos concerning this uncanny on-air mistake poured forth. Thanks, Fuck'Tard! NOW, EVERYONE SUFFERS from the low moral your mistake has set in motion with all the nasty finger-pointing!
(VERB-past tense): The above TD saw that the video for the reporter didn't match but hit the "TAKE" button anyways becuz they were lost and couldn't adjust quickly enough to just skip it. They FREAKED under PRESSURE! AND as they hit the button to execute this command to wipe to tape, the 5 second open seemed like 30 seconds slo-mo'd in their mind and everyone elses' as it was happenin'. When the wrong video revealed underneath, they realized they had just fuck'tarded a series of bad moves AND NOW, there would be HELL for everyone to pay when the nasty memos concerning this uncanny on-air mistake poured forth. Thanks, Fuck'Tard! NOW, EVERYONE SUFFERS from the low moral your mistake has set in motion with all the nasty finger-pointing!