snot-freezing index

The temperature at which the snot in your nose freezes. Any temperature above this is not considered cold.

Man, its so fucking cold out, I think we reached the snot-freezing index.

by TBob April 19, 2008

balls freezing

freezing balls

Mark: jesus christ its cold
Dean: i know man its balls freezing

by JGHS12 April 12, 2009

Below Freezing

When it's below 32 degrees farenheit or 0 degrees celsius.

John: "Dude, it's cold as fuck out here."
Randy: "What does the thermostat say?"
John: "2 degrees."
Randy: "Holy shit! It's below freezing!"

by Kreepo McJiggle June 29, 2011

In two inches of freezing water

Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.

Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

balls ass freezing

adj: to be extremely cold.

Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!

by Emac2040 November 26, 2007

butt ass freezing

When you're butt ass freezing

Man, it's butt ass freezing i got frostbitten doodoo crumbs

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

Skinny Freezing

To go Skinny Dipping in the snow.

Hey, wanna go skinny freezing after sledding tonight?

by cuddlesanddisney February 15, 2020