Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!
by Stoutwalker February 12, 2011
When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
by StarringBecca October 07, 2011
The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.
They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...
by leukippos May 26, 2011
Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.
Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.
by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022
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by 500ToothDinasar October 11, 2023
When you and a member of opposite sex work on the same greasy mechanical project before hooking up. Mingling the same greasy hands on one anothers body.
When you leave a hand print on her ass after a little Fort Mac Foreplay, it's not red from snacking it. It's black.
by Tomalomasarus January 10, 2021