fatsexual

A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.

Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.

Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.

by woo!party December 31, 2009

Flexual

When you and your partner get turned on by seeing each other work out.

My girl and I don't workout together, but we do look at each other workout and it's very flexual.

by TheMonstar April 24, 2015

Flexosexual

Someone who gets horny for learning opportunities.

Ethan: God damn Matthew, I'm a flexosexual and I love when you talk about pre calc 12 while licking my anus. Give me that gyrogasm

by iamarobot June 18, 2019

Flexsexual

Flexsexual is a person who gets attracted to massive flexes on the internet

For example nux is a flexsexual

by Hentai protagonist July 14, 2020

Flexsexual

Flexsexual is a person who is attracted to massive flexes on the internet

For example - daddy nuxenor is a Flexsexual

by Hentai protagonist July 14, 2020

Flexsexual

People that feel attracted to flexing in any form or way, be it in a sexual way or not.

Someone: *flexes*

Flexsexual: *moans*

Someone: Wtf was that?

Flexsexual: Sorry, I'm flexsexual.

by JustTomi August 11, 2020

flochsexual

most valid and hottest mf ever

“flochsexual is so hot.. 🤤😍🙏”

“i know right”

by flochsexual February 19, 2021