flanjangle

a sex position used by the elderly, usually seen between the ages of 67-88. It involves the female folding to a position quite like a scorpian (on stomach legs over shoulder.) and the male inserting his penis into the vagina laying on her a spinning in circles.

guy 1: yo dude, you ok ?
guy 2: no bro, caught my grandparents doing the flanjangle
guy 1: damn, guess your grandpa's got hips

by dubiousvoidcreature December 27, 2023

flamboyantly psychotic

The act of one’s self being over dramatic and colourful during an altered state, in a specific time frame, that is not regular to the individuals conscience state.

While running around the party in nothing but fish net stockings and a pink wig Mark was being flamboyantly psychotic.

by Dr. P. Enylus July 6, 2024