Some fine ass thick bitch who stays at a groups camp and serves cock usually while wrecked on drugs and drunk. Getting a camp groupie or festival groupie is usually an aim for certain groups of men who like free sex and don't mind sharing pathetic sluts.
"That girl over there has been fucking pretty much every guy who asks."
"Yeah she's probably a festival groupie"
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"Yo we need to get hold of some dumb bitch who we can turn into our festival groupie this weekend."
"Fuck I aint sure the sex is worth sharing the 2c-b"
"Fuck off you didn't even pay for it, you sesh gremlin"
"Yeah she's probably a festival groupie"
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"Yo we need to get hold of some dumb bitch who we can turn into our festival groupie this weekend."
"Fuck I aint sure the sex is worth sharing the 2c-b"
"Fuck off you didn't even pay for it, you sesh gremlin"
by SeshKing February 26, 2018
Get the festival groupie mug.1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.
2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
by matelalique December 16, 2011
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1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.
1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'
2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'
'alright sorry, shes festively plump'
'thats better'
2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'
'alright sorry, shes festively plump'
'thats better'
by Valentina Osborn July 13, 2006
Get the festively plump mug.An Annual Music fest held at castle donington, same destination as the world famous Mosters of Rock Shows reign in the 80's
by Adam D September 3, 2005
Get the download festival mug.The TriBeCa Film Festival, pioneered by Nicole Bartelme, has screened over 1300 films from over 80 countries since its first festival in 2002.
The TriBeCa Film Festival's initial focus encompassed films with a humanitarian message, great sound tracks and film technology. With organizer Jane Rosenthal at the helm the festival has grown to encompass films of many genres: from blockbusters to documentaries.
by Total Film April 9, 2013
Get the TriBeCa Film Festival mug.An illness which inevitably sets in when one returns home from attending a music festival.
Causes include:
-Between 2 and 10 hours sleep over a five day period.
-Living in your own dirt.
-Shouting and screaming a lot.
-Excessive consumption of both legal and illegal substances.
-Being too tight to buy food and hence going without for five days.
-Dehydration.
Unfortunately, due to the self-inflicted nature of this illness little sympathy can be expected.
Causes include:
-Between 2 and 10 hours sleep over a five day period.
-Living in your own dirt.
-Shouting and screaming a lot.
-Excessive consumption of both legal and illegal substances.
-Being too tight to buy food and hence going without for five days.
-Dehydration.
Unfortunately, due to the self-inflicted nature of this illness little sympathy can be expected.
by George15 January 20, 2008
Get the festival flu mug.An event or gathering that elicits an expectation of low attendance or no enthusiasm. Coined by Psychology Today writer Jeff Pearlman.
"Are you going to John's party?"
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."
"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."
"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."
by scott_baio_ruins_everything April 21, 2010
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