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Faggness

When a homeboy be talking some of that weird shit and don’t be taking any of it back. Being brave as hell for a dumbass with a double digit IQ
Bruh Deandre, you be radiating fuckin’ faggness
by Them sad times homie June 26, 2019
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fagnet

A straight male whom gay males are strongly attracted to...
My boyfriend John is a fagnet--the gays just love him!
by Wosefole April 6, 2009
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fagnet

A guy who attracts homosexual guys like a magnet. Usually the fagnet is not gay himself.
Sally: Hey Tim, wanna go to the gay bar with us? They always have better music there.

Tim: Love to, but I'm a real fagnet. I always get molested when I'm there. Think I'll pass, but have a great time.
by Lex Sleuthor June 6, 2009
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Fabonaah

A word to show Happiness/joy/celebration in Sim language, usually accompanied by waving your arms above your head.
Person 1: Hey man, I just got us some KFC!

Person 2: Fabonaah!

Person 1: What?

Person 2: It means Rewenge

Person 1: ...
by Notrub little beard January 15, 2010
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fagnetism

The natural phenomenon that causes the inseparable attraction of faggots. It is characterized by fields of faggotry force. It is the force exerted by a fagnetic field, an alluring force of gayness, which converts normal human beings into faggots.
Why did you invite those faggots Nick and Donovan? When they are together, their fagnetism is increased ten fold. If we don’t leave now we will be drawn into their fagnetic field by the faggotry force, and in turn become faggots.
by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006
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faggon

an acronym for a fag dragon, used when one wants to call someone a fag/faggot but somehow fag just isnt enough and no other word is powerful enough to describe how much of a fag they are except dragon
(after your friend just turned off the xbox 360 while you were owning the shit out of your other buddy)

Friend: Ha ha i got you good
You: Dude you are such a fucking Faggon it is unbelieveable!!
by GibsonSG2153 December 27, 2006
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Faggon Waggon

A Faggon Wagon is any vehicle that has been faggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).

Rules of the Faggon Waggon:

1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.

2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.

3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.

4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.

5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.

6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.

How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
by rayx February 16, 2008
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