Floridian alligator biting

When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.

I went Floridian Alligator Biting with Jen and she broke up with me after.

by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021

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Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.

Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?

by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021

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Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!

Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!

by Gnane September 30, 2022

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Floridian nut twist

When a woman twist a man’s genitals to the point where once they are released it starts spinning rapidly.

A porn star grabs a man’s balls and let’s go and they start spinning like a dreidel

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Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022

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