John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The worst president ever, actually is in hell with Margaret thatcher.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy got assasinated for a reason

by Anttonedodeson March 2, 2025

Derek Fitzgerald

A Derek Fitzgerald is usually the sexiest kindest person you can meet . Has a horsecock and will fuck your bitch if he don’t fuck with you . He once smoked black tar heroin with Tupac

Holy fucking shit I want to be fucked by Derek Fitzgerald so bad

by Derekfuckscats June 7, 2020

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Fitzgeralding

Opposite of typo. Doing everything correct in the keyboard

Even though I just bought this computer, I am already Fitzgeralding it.

by Saucysounds July 13, 2023

Fitzgeralding

Up to no good. Crime. Mischief. Doing bad.

Friend "Wanna go fitzgeralding?"
Me "Sure. I'll grab the eggs and toilet paper!"
Friend "Remember to wear all black so you can't be seen."
Me "Obviously. Let's roll, brotha!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

The Fitzgerald Fake

In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.

Dude! I can’t believe that linebacker just fell for The Fitzgerald Fake!!

by Wollaston Boi June 2, 2021

Jamo Fitzgerald

A mentally retarded kid who likes to be annoying all the time. Is 17 and looks like a tool

HOLY SHIT JERRY ITS A JAMO FITZGERALD!!!! RUUUUUN

by Jamo Fitz May 3, 2018