Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

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In Vitro Fertilization

Conservatives are coming after it but fret not...

Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

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Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce

A barbecue sauce that has many varieties such as;
1.Fertile baby
2.Elderly
3.Rectum Juice
4.Vagina Juice
5.Male testicle Juice
6.Bull Rectum Juice.

The core ingredient of the sauce is rectum juices that is acquired in a safe and human way.

It is a very delicious sauce that i recommend to everyone.

C- "You know what would go really awesome with this steak?"

J- "No dude, what?"

C- "Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce, yo!"

J- "WTF, you sick bastard."

by Big Booty Cutie April 1, 2011

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Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.

Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!

by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025

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