fertile season

a period of time when all different age groups are pregnant.
Diapers, Baby Food, and other baby products are sold out

dang no diapers?
its fertile season. you didnt know?

by asrtyhjgfdretyhg January 09, 2009

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 12, 2021

looking fertile

In the Uk this is used describe an attractive person and mot commonly women

“That gyal is looking fertile innit”

by Badgyaliris September 10, 2022

fertile delta

Attractive female, Similar to ' A bit of gear'.

There is a fair amount of Fertile Delta running round this joint.
Or;
'Owen thinks he is a chance with that Fertile Delta over there'.

by DK Ngata December 02, 2013

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 04, 2023

babylonian fertility goddess

an instant panty dropper, only the upper echelon of onlyfans subscribers are capable of pulling this one off, you come off like a mysterious bad boy daddy deluxe and the girls can't get enough of your monster

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Jock: OH baby~ I want your Babylonian Body for myself I will donate 200 dollars to you my queen
Babylonian Fertility Goddess: Oh ho ho! How scrumptious, I tip my fedora to you my delightful king

by Gasstationtweaker July 22, 2023