the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.

The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

by nates small weiner August 11, 2010

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

fertile

the act of being cool or epic.

usually used as a compliment to burl and bret but don’t forget kitty erna.

“What’s up man, i hope u have a fertile day.”
the man was fertile

by jdawgholdingalog March 28, 2022

In Vitro Fertilization

Conservatives are coming after it but fret not...

Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce

A barbecue sauce that has many varieties such as;
1.Fertile baby
2.Elderly
3.Rectum Juice
4.Vagina Juice
5.Male testicle Juice
6.Bull Rectum Juice.

The core ingredient of the sauce is rectum juices that is acquired in a safe and human way.

It is a very delicious sauce that i recommend to everyone.

C- "You know what would go really awesome with this steak?"

J- "No dude, what?"

C- "Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce, yo!"

J- "WTF, you sick bastard."

by Big Booty Cutie April 1, 2011

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

Fertility Goddess

A fertility goddess is a type of female with big breasts, wide hips, and a big phat ass, as well as a youthful appearance. Overall an extremely appealing design, mimicking what attributes a fertility goddess would have in many religions. While exceptionally rare, they're rarely worth it.

David: Hey, look at that girl over there
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass

by BrowntonioBrown August 15, 2023