Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
by nasheedb January 31, 2021
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Known as "painted ladies", the Upscale Escorts are second-hand Ford Escort econoboxes that have been dolled up "Pimp My Ride" style by street pimps.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
Get the Upscale Escort mug.Escort is a model in the line up of automobile manufacturer Ford Motor Company. Escort is a model of automobile that has a long history dating back to the 1950s it started it's life out in Europe before eventually coming to America in the 1980s before eventually reaching end of production in 2003. The most notable version of the Escort is from 1992-1996 where as part of Group A Rally homologation Ford produced a homologation special of the Escort named the Ford Escort RS Cosworth in which only 7,145 cars were ever built during it's production run.
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