The latest attempt by an increasingly hostile world to annoy me into eating a bullet.
The emo boy has the kind of pathetic need for attention normally only found in goths, drag queens and politicians.
Much like those three groups, emo boys dress and act the way they do not to gain public approval or disapproval, but to get validation of an otherwise vapid, meaningless existence.
Most will grow out of it, thank Xenu, and the few who don't will descend to the level of sad self-caricature before, mercifully, taking their own lives using the most whiny, overly-dramatic means at their disposal. The suicide note will most likely be on the last page of his journal and will probably take the form of a poem that is, much like the rest of the book's contents, noticeably bad.
The emo boy has the kind of pathetic need for attention normally only found in goths, drag queens and politicians.
Much like those three groups, emo boys dress and act the way they do not to gain public approval or disapproval, but to get validation of an otherwise vapid, meaningless existence.
Most will grow out of it, thank Xenu, and the few who don't will descend to the level of sad self-caricature before, mercifully, taking their own lives using the most whiny, overly-dramatic means at their disposal. The suicide note will most likely be on the last page of his journal and will probably take the form of a poem that is, much like the rest of the book's contents, noticeably bad.
"Hey, there's an emo boy, want to beat him up?"
"What's the point? Nothing we can do to him will make his existence any more sad and pathetic than it already is."
"What's the point? Nothing we can do to him will make his existence any more sad and pathetic than it already is."
by timokross June 21, 2008
Get the emo boymug. Emo boys are often conformists with very strict rules about what clothes to wear and what hairstyles they should have. They only love other emo people so therefore they are also elitists. They are often gay or femme. They are in touch with their emotions, but not others emotions and are very immature. They are egocentric and love themselves so much they must talk and sing about themselves all the time. They have no backbone and cannot take criticism very well and will cry if you call them babies. They look dopey and would be better off with blonde hair. They look like anime characters so they belong in a cartoon world. I love them.
by Crow boy July 16, 2007
Get the emo boysmug. A guy who is in a mix of a punk/nerdy style but is very sensitive and uses his hair to cover half his face.
by M3lissa July 18, 2006
Get the EMO BOYmug. by bloodyterror October 18, 2008
Get the Emo Boymug. a cute little boy who's all shy and sort of crazy cuz he stays up all night writing poetry. he sits idly by and lets everything happen to him because he's too much of an emo boy to speak up
by jarface July 18, 2006
Get the emo boymug. an emotional kid who sits in his room and cries. he relates to emotionally driven lyrics. emo boys are known for flirting in general with girls and boys. tend to have dark long hair, covering one or two eyes. tight fitting band tee's, good will clothing, girl pants, studded belts, worn out shoes. beleives noone understands their misery.
by three toed sloth July 18, 2006
Get the emo boymug. This is a person that's really emotional by definition, though the words 'Emo Boy' are also used as a staple of a type of person/ fashion type.
Me: Wow, Jake is really an Emo Boy.
Jake: ugh no I'm not stop saying that. *Dramatically flips hair out of eyes to where it only falls over one eye*
Jake: ugh no I'm not stop saying that. *Dramatically flips hair out of eyes to where it only falls over one eye*
by Jenga fucker March 23, 2021
Get the Emo Boymug.