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Earmuff Community

A term used to describe the ultra woke who can't survive being in the real world without their earmuffs. Like a performative social activist.

We all know someone in our lives, but if you can't find one look for a they/them barista lol (I'm sorry, but it's true, but you are still my friend lollololoo)
Are you incapable of understanding that something is a joke? Guess you are a part of the earmuff community....
by Transgirl from Texass November 8, 2025
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Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
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