An epic gamer is a person who possesses great knowledge of video games.
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
A: Have you heard about the new Fortnite update?
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
by BlackWaltz April 20, 2019

Fun fact time, now that I've properly anylyzed the situation after 2 weeks
the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags
the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags
by Mogger Yoda March 24, 2024

The Epic Gamer is when you're epically gaming online with and then suddenly you get a blowie outta nowhere like what
by Paper Lad November 1, 2019

A psychotic and often retarded act, that has been done in a way that video gamers—who are often psychotic, due to prolonged internet culture exposure—tend to goon and praise as good and based, when in reality, it’s morally questionable, and oftentimes abhorrent to those who have a functioning frontal lobe.
Historian: “Ho Chi Minh killed thousands of actually innocent people, due to an edict he made during the war...”
Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”
Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”
Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”
Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”
by luigimario1997 June 13, 2024

A Epic Gamer is a special type of person, they hardly go outside and stay in their room playing video games, while they're super good at video games, they get sweaty when they sit, or talk to a girl, they're still a virgin but it's okay, because they're probably making money off kids, just by playing video games.
"Hey dude, did you see that bob won minecraft hunger games?"
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."
by Minecraft Gamer 69 September 4, 2019

by CumStainInTheWall June 9, 2022

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 17, 2020
