by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022

Never spelled Emmett. Most likely in denial that his name is actually *mit, Emet, or Emett. If an *mit tries to convince you otherwise, he is wrong.
by AlmightyZurg March 7, 2024

my brother, a nerd, a cool guy and an ass sometimes. one day i smashed an xbox one controllerr on his head then he beat the shit out of me, that kinda sucked, he has a both good sense of stile but also needs to shave.
guy #1 whoa Emmett let me copy your homework
Emmett raises hand
guy #1 dont snitch
Emmett asks to go take a shit
Emmett raises hand
guy #1 dont snitch
Emmett asks to go take a shit
by b!g_m@n_Q_d@wg January 30, 2022

by The_weird_guy? October 11, 2020

An energetic boy who claims he's not gay with all of his power but then i write a gay fanfic abt him then him and the friend that was in the fanfic turn gay irl and all that claiming was useless.
Literall meaning: my gay forest-gremlin of a friend irl.
Literall meaning: my gay forest-gremlin of a friend irl.
Me: hey Emmett, I heard Skyler slapped ur ass.
Emmett: yeh now im traumatized
Me: we all know you like it, stop pretending.
Emmett: yeh now im traumatized
Me: we all know you like it, stop pretending.
by The penis puncher November 8, 2022

by Sick ov March 23, 2024

"emmett" is a fake name used by a user called baldmmett. they are bald, british, a tax payer, a melatonin lover, a furry and much more that they should be jailed for. if you see baldmmett in the wild, make your escape as soon as possible. they are a very dangerous creature.
by maple!! July 18, 2023
