Kevin Durant

To leave your team and join forces with the team that you can’t defeat to win a championship.

David: I want to Kevin Durant this team so bad.

by KingMelo15 March 19, 2025

Kevin Durant

Being a fucking snake

"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"

by NBAValentino November 24, 2021

Kevin Durant.

You know who I am.

I'm Kevin Durant. You know who I am.

by JAMALJAMAEL420 August 11, 2024

Bando Durante

Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.

Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.

His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.

I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!

O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!

by BandoTheAmazingSeer/LeaderOfMO April 5, 2025

Kevin Durant

See also: Benedict Arnold, Judas, and Quisling

You're a Kevin Durant.

by BluesandSaintsNation October 23, 2025