upstairs downstairs shower

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.

I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.

by Whitetigr March 25, 2023

downstairs energy

Downstairs energy just means that something is better than something else. Like when you are at a party the energy is always better either on the first floor or the basement.

The guys that were smoking had downstairs energy compared to the guys who were drinking.

by ahahhahahahahahahahhahaha October 28, 2020

downstairs mixer

Slang for vagina.

If she won't bathe I won't be visiting her downstairs mixer.

by noy thettis February 15, 2014

downstairs disaster

a case of diarrhea

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."

by jessssssc August 7, 2019

Downstairs Halitosis

It's like halitosis (bad breath) but from your downstairs.

Damn, the girl I took home last night had some serious downstairs halitosis.

by Homewreckin Hef May 27, 2024

Downstairs Mustache

The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.

"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."

by Richard Flavor May 18, 2014

Two Neighbours Downstairs

Your Balls

I love my Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 18, 2023