Dicked Down December

DDD is time for all my non-single ladies to get Dicked Down by their man on December.
"Hey, tomorrowis December 1st so it's gonna be Dicked Down December"
"Really? I should talk to my girlfriend about this, hope she doesn't mind getting dicked down"
by marieioll November 2, 2023
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Down Dick

Is your ride or die boyfriend. There to support you mentally, physically, spiritually and financially. Equivalent to Down Chick
Friend: hey girl, wanna catch that new movie with strawberry smoothies later?
Yourself: oh my gosh, that sounds so great! Can I get a rain check, I'm actually hanging out with my down dick today
by friedicecream83 November 9, 2020
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Dick Down December

Parallel to No Nut November except the goal is to get dicked down as many times as u can. Guys go get some pussssayyyyyyyyy
"Hey Chloe can you believe it's the end of No-Nut-November"
"Yeah can't wait to get dick in Dick Down December!"

"Me too fr"
by GreenRatMan69 November 2, 2022
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Dick down

The act of pinning your bottom with their legs spread open and penetrating them
I'm gonna come back home tonight and dick down my husband so good he'll forget his name
by akaMedusa June 20, 2022
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Dicked down

To be roughly fucked - attacked by a hard cock, maybe bareback, so hard that one loses one’s reason.
Man, I’ve been wanting to get dicked down by that guy for a long time.

After he forced me to get dicked down, I couldn’t walk right for a week.
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024
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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Dicked down

To pound a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.
After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.
by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024
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