Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

by Ospin December 14, 2010

Music Dislexkia

General inability to read sheet music. Cured by playing random notes acting like you know what you're doing.

'We kicked our old guitarist for not being able to read Nirvana tabs and being a music dislexkia cripple.'

by Joshh Murderface October 25, 2007

dyslexia

A reading disorder. When people mix up similar-looking letters, such as:

d, b, p, q

Is it a "d"?
Or a "p"?
Is is a "b"?
Or a "q"?


d.
It's a perfect d, except that it's really a q.

=P

by Cyndane March 27, 2005

Dislexiatype

It's a personal illness that occurs while you're typing on your keyboard and you spell a word backwords. Or don't even spell the word you were thinking in your mind.

Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.

V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.

Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !

dislexiatype dislexia dislexic

by FoxyRoxyRoxIt November 14, 2010

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

verbal dyslexia

When someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pronounce but it comes out wrong.

Tiff: "I'd like a 10 piece wings, nucular."
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"

by pinkeye only November 20, 2010