Sweaty Dick Syndrome

When your dick sweats uncontrollably and pimples full of puss protrude from the skin.

Phil: Oh, no my Dick has a load of Pimples, it's really sweaty..
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.

by Sonk July 28, 2011

Small Dick Syndrome

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.

“Tucker told me he has a medical condition called “Small Dick Syndrome.”

by Peeboy. March 6, 2023

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman who is on her period, and you get blood on your dick

I had sex with a women, and got bloody dick syndrome.

by Rhljr December 19, 2021

Raisin dick syndrome

The point where masturbation has made your dick look like a raisin

I heard Vincent has raisin dick syndrome

by Egg boy August 29, 2017

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman when she is on her period, and get blood all over your dick.

I had sex with a woman, and got bloody dick syndrome.

by Rhljr December 19, 2021

Broken Dick Syndrome

When the vessels that provide blood to the dick are injured due to vigorous thrusting of female genitalia. The dick may slip out and the trajectory of the dick may cause the dick to hit the buttocks causing the dick to bend at an angle less than 80 degrees. This may come with a snapping sound.

Matt was deep dicking his wife when he slipped out and slammed into his wife’s buttocks, bending his dick, and ultimately acquiring broken dick syndrome (BDS)

by BDSExpert September 24, 2018

Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

by Xyanp October 14, 2019