Dick

The only word you could use on anybody

Person 1: Hey dude your a dick!
Person 2: I know
Person 1: What-
Person 2: *turns into dick*

by Iamsecretlyalizardlol February 01, 2022

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A dick is the hart and soul of a man

I wish I had a dick as big as Kolya

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 22, 2019

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Something girls, gay, transgender, or bisexual people suck on, Jelious people masturbate with, something cum spews out of, and more of that shit.

Gay person / etc: I wanna suck your dick.

by Uhmmmmmmm idk November 01, 2018

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Military slang for a drum mag.

John: Hey I just bought a new dick!
Nicky: You can't but a new dick.
John: I meant a magazine for my .44 HK USP, it's full of .55 cal bullets!
Nicky: Oh, well um, bye.
Nicky goes outside to think about her life

by Fake PurpleShep May 21, 2018

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Long squirmy wormy thing or your greatest enemy ever

Jeffery is a dick

by Userlol69 March 05, 2022

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A dick is a the thing you pee out off and sometimes cum. Asians penis are small,white,medium,black large. Btw I'm straight

"Hey girls you see how big his dick is"

by Anonymous 100011 July 09, 2017

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When someone is a dick they are often rude, stupid, annoying, or just a jerk.

Random person #1 says to random person #2 "Dude your so bad at math you got a frick'n F" Random person #3 says to random person #1 " Dude don't be such a dick that! He didn't do anything to you!"

by The guy who fucked you mom March 06, 2019