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"Yesterday I fell off a ladder and broke my dick!"
by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021
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A dick is the hart and soul of a man
by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 22, 2019
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John: Hey I just bought a new dick!
Nicky: You can't but a new dick.
John: I meant a magazine for my .44 HK USP, it's full of .55 cal bullets!
Nicky: Oh, well um, bye.
Nicky goes outside to think about her life
by Fake PurpleShep June 7, 2018
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Dick

Something girls, gay, transgender, or bisexual people suck on, Jelious people masturbate with, something cum spews out of, and more of that shit.
by Uhmmmmmmm idk November 1, 2018
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Dick

Long squirmy wormy thing or your greatest enemy ever
by Userlol69 March 4, 2022
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Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.
Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.
by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019
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Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.
by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015
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