Dick

the nickname for a richard that is an asshole

wow your a Dick richard

by richardsbitch May 6, 2021

Dick

A dick is the hart and soul of a man

I wish I had a dick as big as Kolya

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 22, 2019

Dick

Something girls, gay, transgender, or bisexual people suck on, Jelious people masturbate with, something cum spews out of, and more of that shit.

Gay person / etc: I wanna suck your dick.

by Uhmmmmmmm idk November 1, 2018

Dick

Military slang for a drum mag.

John: Hey I just bought a new dick!
Nicky: You can't but a new dick.
John: I meant a magazine for my .44 HK USP, it's full of .55 cal bullets!
Nicky: Oh, well um, bye.
Nicky goes outside to think about her life

by Fake PurpleShep June 7, 2018

Dick

Long squirmy wormy thing or your greatest enemy ever

Jeffery is a dick

by Userlol69 March 4, 2022

Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.

Hey you, Michael Webb, you're a dick!

by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019