Morning Dewey

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"

Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."

Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"

Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.

by Ola G. October 20, 2010

deweys

A nonsense word used as a gotcha to others. Generally a great cause of annoyance. Common usage includes saying something too fast to understand, then saying "Deweys" after the person says says "What?"

Person 1: Hey are you going to the (incomprehensible word)?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Deweys.

by yousaidwhatdeweys January 23, 2009

Deezy

A word created by Joey B Nukkas.

A snowboarder term: Dope + Easy = Deezy

Joey B Nukkas- "Area 51 is easy and dope...it's deezy"

by joeybnukkas April 9, 2007

The Dewey Decimal

The Dewey Decimal is a sex act where the male member is a book that needs to be returned to the shelf (his partner). He is blindfolded so she must lead the way by shouting where to go... This is an intensive and mentally stimulating foreplay option that requires knowledge of the human reproductive systems. Commands shouted must be in an alphabetical order (for example: bazongas, lips, vagina, etc.) This leaves no room for creativity but a lot of room for a good ole saucy evening of "categorical book organizing."

After indulging in feminist science fiction novels, the young, passionate couple engaged in a riveting night of coitus including an aggressive round of The Dewey Decimal.

by LOLITA April 25, 2012

demzybravo

v. - to shoot someone down in a conversation. to verbally put someone in their place.

Example for verb use:

Sally got demzybravoed by Jessica at lunch yesterday.

by John Lock June 5, 2007

dezyl

Dezyl is the smartest of them all super sweet and has the greatest sense of humor and has a great fashion sense he is loyal and never lets you down

Person 1:OMG is that dezyl he's hot
Person 2: yasssss but back off he's mine
Person 1 : not for long

by Mia 22 December 21, 2016

dezyure

Dezyure is funny and smart and will always stick up for someone they care about but sometimes their shyness will get the better of them but they love to have fun but they might pay attention to other friends before they talk to you but they will always come around.

Dezyure is so sweet

by klowealways October 29, 2017