Depresso latte

The drink you order for a moody,needy depressed cunt

Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.

Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 13, 2022

Depresso

The depresso is a coffee you have with the person you are interested in after they told you they are seeing someone and it's too late to back out now.

Man I can't believe she is seeing someone, but it was a good depresso at the very least

by PhD Dr. Congo July 13, 2023

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common phrase “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I’m depresso espresso”
Person 2 “do you mean espresso depresso?”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020

Depresso-Espresso

The one who will probably kill themselves after having some coffee

Hey, I bet that kid is gonna Depresso-Espresso himself

by 3ntr1x August 27, 2023

depresso

How a person feels when they have no coffee or have not had coffee for a long time. It is short for being depressed without your espresso. While running out of coffee and making you feel down.

“I have no espresso so I feel soooo depresso.”

by Idkkk fammm May 10, 2019