its my birthday adjsksdk - vix
by vixlovesmitski August 13, 2022

DAVE: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking december 3rd up in here
by frustracean December 7, 2021

Bf: Hey babe its December 3rd you know what that means right?
Gf: No...
Bf: its national kiss your boyfriend day today. ;)
Gf: (kisses)
Bf: <3
Gf: No...
Bf: its national kiss your boyfriend day today. ;)
Gf: (kisses)
Bf: <3
by cringeoid December 1, 2021

The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036
by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021

by Henry beZzos December 1, 2021

Gf: I’m hungry babe.
Bf: What are you hungry for?
Gf: Maybe some chicken wings.
Bf: Say no more. Its December 3rd, its your day, I will get you anything you want.
Gf: ❤️
Bf: What are you hungry for?
Gf: Maybe some chicken wings.
Bf: Say no more. Its December 3rd, its your day, I will get you anything you want.
Gf: ❤️
by National days :) December 3, 2020

girl: hey its december 3rd which is ask your crush out day and they have to say yes
boy: yeah and?
girl: can you go out with me?
boy: yes i will!
boy: yeah and?
girl: can you go out with me?
boy: yes i will!
by ash_thekid December 3, 2020
