Darnestown

1. That little piece of no-man's land between civilization and Poolesville in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the new Harris Teeter is the most exciting thing in town.

2. The part of MoCo that everyone forgets about. People from Darnestown often claim to be from "north Potomac." Many people in Darnestown are just as wealthy as those in Potomac...but Potomac is easier to explain.

"I live in Montgomery County."
"Moco, eh? What part?"
"Darnestown....north Potomac."

by Mears December 9, 2008

darneisha

A very pretty girl. She is the nicest girl your ever meet. She all about her paper and she sexy as hell. They don't make it like her any more.

If you find a Darneisha you better keep her.

by PoohmaOnFleek March 2, 2016

danish doorknob

when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.

jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?

brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.

jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?

brian: sure

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

danish girls

Highly attractive sex machines

Hey, look at the flock of danish girls!

by pheeyuh October 7, 2006

Danisha

A wonderful,beutiful, kind,good in bed, big butt,friendly girl that will always be there for you at any time

Wow she is such a danisha.

by bs9996 November 28, 2017

Darmis

To squeeze the elbow tightly.

i got darmis'd so hard the other day my elbow started to bleed!

by The Darmis July 25, 2009

Danish Blowjob

An intense blowjob that is a form of cock-worship. The giver of the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis of the recipient from tip to base (and all that's in-between and beneath) with exclusive attention from their mouth. It is performed with any combination of sucking, licking, kissing, or light biting. A true Danish Blowjob is performed without the use of hands by the administrator or the recipient.

For Valentine's day, my girlfriend handcuffed me to the bed so she could give me a mind blowing Danish Blowjob.

by DoodleBobbyJoe June 17, 2016