Dangle hopper

The act of dangling your balls on a fat chick who is dressed up like superman. Once your balls touch her face, you quickly punch her dog and hire a Mexican to shit in her fridge. As you are exiting the fat chicks house, you shit on her el camino while screaming Dennis Hopper.

Hey dude you see that fat chick over there?
I am so going to give her a dangle hopper!

by Mikebird May 12, 2010

dangled

Maily used in the sport of hockey, it is to deke around your opponet with the puck in a fancy fashion.

You just got dangled.
I dangled that guy out so bad.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

dangle breath

any person who's mere presence makes you cringe due to past experiences either involving oneself or a friend; most accurately describes any university student who is spiteful towards those who like to make-out with her ex (even though she has a new boyfriend), who doesn't like how her bangs just got cut, who loves wearing sparkly headbands and dangle earrings to the gym, and who's eyes and mouth are rather large for her face and appear larger in pictures than they ever should be; her appearance is as repulsive as a passer-byer's pungent breath

"Ew I hate seeing ____ at the gym!"
"OMG me too! Dangle breath is so annoying to even look at!"
"That's the perfect name for her! Now she won't even know we're talking about her and how annoying she is!"

by agoodfriendandroomie March 24, 2012

Dangle Wank

When a lady dangles her breasts over her partners mouth in order to be sucked whilst the partner pleasures themself.

He lay on his back and sucked her dangling titties whilst having a Dangle Wank

by LadyBairdy July 30, 2015

dandler

🇲🇰Attractive big kore steals all the girls and boys breadable loves ženas

I have a big kore around dandler

by Ženawithkore March 15, 2022

mind dangled

when you think one thing is going to happen but a completely different thing occurs, or when you have an idea but it turns out to be completely wrong

guy #1: "man look at that chick up ahead she's got a bangin body"

guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"

guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

Delhi Dangleblaster

The Delhi dangleblaster is a party game where a female inserts a live wire (minimum 900 volts) inside her rectum and then proceeds to attach a car battery to her nipples and tongue. A male then commences to insert his flaccid phallus inside her bonus hole with the goal being to dislodge the wire from her butt.

Sorry, Garry, the car's down. Me and the kids were bonding over a fun session of the Delhi dangleblaster last night and blew out the battery.

by Ichis crowtum October 30, 2023