dafaq

Trying to say what the fuck when something shocking or weird happens .

What in dafaq was that

by gamejinx27 May 16, 2014

daffy-twacker

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.

X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!

by st louie July 18, 2006

daffodilitis

Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.

Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."

by Nevada January 26, 2006

dadfa

Deputy Assistant Director of Fuck All

that person on the committee is a dadfa
a person who has a big job tite(or who think he/her has) that does nothing or fuck all

by Chriscoo June 27, 2008

Duffalo

A Fat girl or group of fat girls who cockblock. Slang on the word duff. Originated in NC

I was gonna smash but shawty's herd of Duffalo trampled the club

by STMONEY May 23, 2007

DanFan

DanFan is more supreme than Kobe Byrant, way above Lebro James, 1,000 times better than Michael Jordan, 1,000,000 times better than Justin Timberlake. A noun; person, place, thing, or idea. The best I ever had. An amazing, smart, incredible, dazzling, marvelous, prodigious, special, clever, funny, sweet, generous, caring, sexy, tall, buff, animalistic, crazy, wild, guy! One can be found within 414,454,894,274!

Danfan is better than Kobe Byrant

by nelldo June 13, 2009

Daffaro

Daffaro is a person of riddles, he keep his feelings and thoughts on his own. But, he is a genuine person and always cared for the people around him. Daff, let's go on a night ride together when we're back in Jakartaa!

Where are the good places in Indonesia?
Idk, just asks Daffaro

by 4miiya December 3, 2021