Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
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1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"
1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"
-His ideas ideas are great, it is too bad he is verbally dyslexic.
-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.
-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.
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Ex A:
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"
Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"
Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"
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