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opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence
Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...
by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006
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Doritos jizz

when a male is heaving sex with someone then cums on some Doritos to make a tasty snack for the women
i like Doritos jizz.it was tasty!!!!!
by Yuhms August 1, 2011
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Doritos

The main staple of a nigger's diet.
Usually consumed with some extremely sweet fruit drink.
I can see that we're in Buffalo because there are hundreds of dirty niggers bumming fifty cents to buy a bag of Doritos.
by Sam July 22, 2008
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Doritos salesman

To constantly bug people to get something you have that you don't want and constantly reject you
Mary: did you see him
Jenny: yeah the guy that was being such a Doritos salesman like he can be such a thot and I'm sure glad he's not my bae
Mary: Ikr PREACH girl!!!!
by Used dental floss April 12, 2014
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chilli doritos day

the day where all chilli dorito lovers unite and have a big feast with no celery in any pasta pots
i can’t wait for chilli doritos day!
by guess you’ll never know 😱 January 29, 2021
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Doritos

Cardboard triangles with a heavy MSG coating.

Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.

There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
Every bag of Doritos takes a year off my life, but I can't stop eating them due to the fact they are 50% MSG.
by Dr Suffering October 8, 2014
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Sweaty Doritos

When you're in the boys locker room, you catch a sudden whiff of a terrible smell, almost similar to Doritos. Then the first damn word that pops from your mind is Sweat, the second word is Doritos! Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 1: Oh my god, someone in here smells like Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 2: Hey that's racist, just because I'm Mexican and I eat Doritos!
by XxTheGreyFoxxX May 13, 2016
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