dik chips

When someone touches them self and then contaminates a bag of food WITHOUT washing their hands 🍌

Don't touch the Doritos! Jason was beating his meat and didn't wash his hands before he ate them! Do you like dik chips?

by Kyo Maka May 5, 2016

DIK DAK!

Verb:
1. When you are so angry, that words cant be used anymore
"DIK DAK!"
"Youre so garbe!"
"Youra retard!"

WTF HE WHY AM I SO UNLUCKY. THIS GAME HATES ME, DIK DAK!!

by Yakub11 January 15, 2021

Dik-lit

Something that is extremely lit.

This party is dik-lit.
We are going to get dik-lit tonight!

by Mr Uncapped December 2, 2018

lil small dik

lil small dik is one of the most, no, THE best and most innovative artists of all time, with his many projects containing influential and even life-changing lyrics, about the daily struggles of life "My ass is hurting so bad, I can't even stand," to the obtusely absurd, "habablehgooobiehable." In addition, lil small dik uses a wide range of vocal styles, ranging from, very sexy, low, and gravley vocals, to high, light, and fluttery ones. In addition to these additions, he also makes songs in a wide range of genres. I will not mention these genres, because the subgenres get so specific, that it looks like the average amount of tags on a clout-hungry 8-year-old's TikTok video. In addition to the additions addition to the additions, he is also a producer in, again, many genres, but he mainly makes trap beats, awfully specifically made for rapping about **** ******* ****.

"The best way to listen to lil small dik is with the sound off!"
-smart person

by lil small dik October 24, 2023

Small-Dik Lightfoot

(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.

"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot

by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020

Dik

Pronounced dikis; Someone that's a dick but has a big heart full of dicks, like someone with a personality disorder that's actually nice.

He is very rude, but he might just be a dik.

by Sauron the evil September 23, 2023

Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Famous 83 year old engineer, known for his long run of retirement.

Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.

To deceive or defraud (the system).

Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.

Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)

That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)

Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)

by Jack Coleman22 August 5, 2024