absolute pussy machine, tonnes of bitches, literally just god at basketball, impeccable jawline, crazy rizz and is also 6'4
by amlx November 24, 2022
by Declan Feuerbach September 20, 2017
A Declan - a supporters of British football club Celtic FC, who claim to be Irish based on the fact that their grandmother once bought a Riverdance CD.
Also known as a "Plastic Paddy" they are to be found in small numbers in the bheast end of Glasgow, singing songs in support of the child murdering Irish Republican Army ( now deceased )
Most Declan's can also be found on social media sites, especially Twitter, where they speak of an unknown and certainly not recognised by any football authority, club called Sevco. Hence the reason most Declan's are also known as Sevcopaths.
Declan's only breed with Bernadettes who are generally related to their immediate family, for example a sister, niece, cousin, aunty or mother.
Also known as a "Plastic Paddy" they are to be found in small numbers in the bheast end of Glasgow, singing songs in support of the child murdering Irish Republican Army ( now deceased )
Most Declan's can also be found on social media sites, especially Twitter, where they speak of an unknown and certainly not recognised by any football authority, club called Sevco. Hence the reason most Declan's are also known as Sevcopaths.
Declan's only breed with Bernadettes who are generally related to their immediate family, for example a sister, niece, cousin, aunty or mother.
Football fan 1 : Would you look at the fucking state of that Declan over there.
Declan: pyoor shut it ya Sevco Zombie, Rangers are pyoor deid
Declan: pyoor shut it ya Sevco Zombie, Rangers are pyoor deid
by Buckfast Ned February 15, 2015
A very un-athletic but very un- creative, autistic person, often a retarded guy. They are very unlikeable and have he worst sense of humour, all his friends are retarded of him because he gets all the ugly, deformed chicks, when he flirts they avoid him, those deformed chicks give him offensive nick names. Declan is an all round asshole, but don't mess with him... just... just don't, he's really developmentally disabled
by hg;fdgkjfdlgjfdl April 11, 2017
declan is an absolute g, he's nice to everyone except from when you get on the wrong side of him, if you get on the wrong side of him then you'll probably never see daylight again. he's the biggest sesh head, but knows how to keep all his friends safe at the same time. he's fun to be around and has sick music taste. if you have a declan in your life then keep him around, he's fucking awesome and he's fucking sick and rolling spliffs :)
person :" declan can u come roll them spliff?"
declan : "FUCK YEAHHH *but then takes half an hour to roll it cos he's fucked of his nut*
declan : "FUCK YEAHHH *but then takes half an hour to roll it cos he's fucked of his nut*
by frankiexoxo May 09, 2020
Declan is a very cool dude who is cool and likes to be cool. He is also cool with the coolness of himself and the guy who wrote this is def not a guy named Declan.
by Def_not_Declan April 20, 2022