Curtis

A scumbag who doesn't how to do shit.

"Oh its Curtis"

by MemeLord132435465 October 28, 2019

Curtis

A really really small dick (aka micro penis)

Our neighbor down the street definitely has a Curtis.

by AMA23232323 December 27, 2019

Curtis

A word used for another in a crowd that you don't want hearing what you have to say f.x. sex words or illegal drugs.

a young man is talking to his friend about sex in a fancy dinner party:
1. So? Did she give you a... Curtis (here blowjob) see blowjob)
2. Oh hell yeah... and she... Curtis'ed :D:D:D (here swallowed)
1. Ohhhh boy! You bong monkey you! (see bong monkey)

by Tillinn January 14, 2008

Curtis

The act of massaging the anus to release a fart.

That burrito was giving me some trouble, so I released it with a Curtis.

by Mottstravaganza May 15, 2018

Curtis

A Furry Creature Wears a Blue Shirt with Red Circle with Yellow Outline That He Can Play And Have Fun. He’s a Melmacian Brother.

This is Curtis Shumway

by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018

curtis

Curtis is the name you give your 3rd accidental child. it also sounds interesting with a French accent

omg curtis STOP chewing the soap

by Donaldduckaronnie September 3, 2018

Curtis

A Curtis is a white guy, normally claiming to be 10% black. They usually still live at home with their parents, and are known for having tiny hands and banana dick tattoos. They crash their white Chevrolet trucks over and over again and blame their friends for it. Most, tend to freeze-up when talking to girls, and it's usually a katie that will give them the ol' bambi legs.

"Ask the girl out already! Stop being a Curtis."

by Nib_Nob October 3, 2018