by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 10, 2010
1. the most hairy man alive.
2. yet, still balding.....
3. has a massive heart.
4. very compassionate and impassioned.
5. very compatible with a jennaor jennah.
6. very metrosexual.
7. a best friend in every aspect of the word.
2. yet, still balding.....
3. has a massive heart.
4. very compassionate and impassioned.
5. very compatible with a jennaor jennah.
6. very metrosexual.
7. a best friend in every aspect of the word.
1. wow, that guy has so much roast beef he could go curtis.
2. wow, that guy is hairy and kind of not..... what a curtis!
3. they are so sweet. they must have curtis-sized hearts.
4. that outfit is so fashionable for a man that it could be curtis.
5. you are my curtis.
2. wow, that guy is hairy and kind of not..... what a curtis!
3. they are so sweet. they must have curtis-sized hearts.
4. that outfit is so fashionable for a man that it could be curtis.
5. you are my curtis.
by jennah cobb April 28, 2008
a bloated blowfish black man incapable of being "real" he resembles forrest whittaker and bigge smalls. a curtis never brushes his tooth and refuses to bathe. u can find him behind a local grocery store beating his meat by a bonfire
by fruckfucknut February 13, 2010
Possibly the biggest tool that the world has ever known. If a "Curtis" was the foe of James Bond, the famous 007 would likely kill himself due to this persons toolness.
"Dude did that kid just steal candy from a baby? What a curtis ...."
"Dude that kid is a curtis... he thought being able to burp his abc's would attract this babe...what a curtis bro."
"Dude that kid thought Helen Keller were two different people.. what a curtis."
"Dude that kid is a curtis... he thought being able to burp his abc's would attract this babe...what a curtis bro."
"Dude that kid thought Helen Keller were two different people.. what a curtis."
by Da Boss 4444221 August 20, 2011
Look at that Curtis, he is a snoozlebeast
by Large___marge August 29, 2017
a gay man. Most of the time he is short and blonde. Most curtises act like there cool and good at sports but most of the4 time they tottaly fail because they asre short.
curtis is gay
by hey budy 636363636 April 11, 2019
by goodguy458 March 19, 2018