Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 13, 2019

Crockpot

Something that is really cool/awesome.

Yooo that guy is totally crockpot

by butterdog99 July 17, 2022

crockpot

when you get a hooker to shit under the covers and then proceed to suffocate yourself by pulling the covers over ones head.

yo bro last night i got some dumb bitch to crockpot me

by HammerMan January 03, 2020

Crockpot

A woman that gets hotter as she gets older. Much like the way a crock pot works

She's such a crockpot, she used to be fat, but now she's hot

by Brosephstein April 04, 2016

Crockpot

When a male clamps his tits to overcome the pain of putting his nuts into a female pussy

Bro I totally crockpotted that bitch Lucy last night

by Flypup July 12, 2021

Crockpot

Produces dog shit food

That’s a disgusting crockpot

by Penis fg May 26, 2021

Crockpot

This stuff is absolute shit.

Crockpot means gross food is coming

by Penis fg May 26, 2021