The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.
by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021
Get the Cristiano’s Luckmug. A man who has a an average penis lenght of a half meter.
He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack
He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack
by Cristiano329 May 4, 2018
Get the cristianomug. Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
by GP2 engine November 22, 2021
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. demitri is withou a doubt the hottest person on the episode app / the episode community .
he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
demitri is my husband and no one else is worthy of his love.
he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
demitri is my husband and no one else is worthy of his love.
person 1 : omg who is that hot 6' 2 god next to Amy?
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.
by Amyyybichh December 21, 2020
Get the demitri cristiano blackwoodmug. A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
He is clutch af
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. A person with the name Cristiano is gay and has a big ego. They also commonly have small dicks and love gay interracial sex
Hey look at that Cristiano!
by Babynames123 June 4, 2017
Get the Cristianomug. THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐
by shayyk47 August 9, 2023
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug.