Pavement Crawler

A 4x4 truck or SUV that has been built or modified more for street use rather than off-roading. Typically lowered with street tires, along with other modifications to improve performance, handling, braking and cornering.

"The Grand Cherokee SRT8 is a nice 'Pavement Crawler'"
or
"Chevy Blazers are such good off road vehicles, why would you make it into a 'Pavement Crawler'?"

by Grumpybstrd April 18, 2013

cot crawler

Adult who dates somebody way to young for them. Similar to a cradle snatcher but with a difference in age that borders on paedofilia.

I'm not saying it's wrong but she was only a foetus when that cot crawler started collecting his pension.

by rippenburn March 30, 2018

Night crawler

A hooker with no legs.

Look at the trail that night crawler is leaving.

by Uhmanduh whore February 12, 2021

Night crawler

The Fresno Nightcrawler; Some consider it an alien. Others, a fun urban legend and endearing addition to pop culture.

Hey did you hear the story about the Fresno night crawler?

by Toodleszz October 10, 2020

cooter crawler

A name for a new born baby, fresh out the womb.

Damnit Karen, I don’t need to see your cooter crawler all over my Instagram!

by Immamakeusayahhhh May 15, 2019

Dick crawlers

Girls that go to a guy once he’s single asking for his dick.

Dick crawlers went right to my boyfriend after we broke up.

by Bitch3sbebonkers April 02, 2019

creep crawler

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.

Hey man the fuckin Gary Busey is becoming quite the little creep crawler.

by C.C. Deville September 02, 2007