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cork soaker

Comedic replacement word for "cocksucker". Even though SNL used the word in one of their sketches, they are not the originator. This word goes back to at least 1970, if not before, by the late, great, comic Redd Foxx on his old "dirty" record albums, way before the Sanford and Son TV show. I used to have the LP with this on it, don't remember the name of the album.
Redd Foxx audio comedy bit where he talks about people who soak corks for wine bottles whom he calls "cork soakers" as well as people who make frocks for expectant mothers, whom he calls "mother frockers". Foxx then talks about a convention which happens to host both groups, and states "I have never seen so many drunken mother frockers or cork soakers in my life".
by dannykewl December 7, 2012
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cork soaker

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.
I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!
by JHo May 13, 2005
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Cork Poop

When your first poop is a large, solid, and usually hard poop that you struggle to get out. Once you get it out and pop the cork, all the following poops are small, wet, and just flow out.
I thought I was done pooping and was going to make it to class on time. I was wrong. I had cork poop.
by CaptainCap June 11, 2011
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Cork In The Wine Bottle

This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.
"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"
by BryNSanity, Miggz April 28, 2010
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Cork Baiting

The use of a freshly plucked, bloody tampon as fishing bait.
The trick to cork baiting is to get a fresh, warm one in the water real quick.

My wife and I are planning a cork bating trip later on this year, we'll be gone for about a week.

WOW! That's the biggest one I've ever seen, must of been the ol' cork bating trick.
by Ding.Bang.Dong October 1, 2010
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Cork 720

a sick off axis skiing, snowboarding, trampoline, freerunning, rollerblading and everything awesome trick. It is a like two 360 but like almost upside down, totally trippy and cool.
Guy1:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy2:It was a cork 720 man
Guy1:Woah, that was sexy.
by EasilySteezy June 7, 2009
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cork out

To act like a retard or otherwise behave in a crazy, erratic, bizarre or unpredictable way. To freak out or become hysterical. Comes from the 1990s tv show "Life Goes On," featuring the mentally challenged boy named "Corky."
"Suddenly she started to cork out on me man...it was so embarassing!"
by Paul Fallavollita December 24, 2008
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