Random asian girl: “you heard of that guy cooper? He paid for my dinner three nights in a row, and took me to the movies for free! Hes such a great friend.”
Any Chad: “what a simp”
Any Chad: “what a simp”
by Not a simp December 29, 2019
by Hello ninjas December 03, 2017
Cooper is just the best person in the world and there is no one that is better than him a Cooper is the most handsome thing in the world and is very sexy.
by Cooooper August 09, 2019
Cooper is here.
by YaboyYa101 August 08, 2018
cooper is a sweetheart if your dating him expect a gift almost every day. be careful he could steal your girl with his good look, charm, and his big dick.
Girl 1: coopers sooo hot I want to fuck him
Girl 2: he has a gf
Girl 1: he can cheat
Girl 2: hes to loyal
Girl 2: he has a gf
Girl 1: he can cheat
Girl 2: hes to loyal
by fugenuggets are yum December 26, 2019
beyond time and space itself. he is the one true god, and he will decimate the lands with his arrival, for it has been foretold. he will one day become whole, and blessed shall be the day, when he begins deconstruction of life as we know it. never has being of such overflowing reach ever resided within existence. praise be! PRAISE BE!
and hes also good at guessing the correct amount to microwave meal-packs without looking at the label.
and hes also good at guessing the correct amount to microwave meal-packs without looking at the label.
"how long should i microwave this for cooper?"
"a̶͉̜͍̜̝̲̦̲̙͚͂̿̿h ̢̛͙̘̜̘̹̉̂̂̉͑̍̀o ̨̠̼̥͎̙̥̤̰́̾̑̅̓͆̚ͅr̶̢̝̝͎̦̼̦̅͑̾̚͜n ̖̟̎̀͂̐̈̌̕̕ą̵͚̣̤̟̼̚ḧ̴͉́̾͛ ̵̧̧̳͕͕̀ą̴̝̠̜̹͖͘h̶̪͝ͅ ̵̠̳̲̣̤͎̰͇͙̎̆̄̄̃͒̅s̴̢̡̱̲̜̬̰̳̑͂̆̐̿̔̀̚͝m ̛͖̱̖̥͆͂̌ͅi ̙̩͕͚͕͎̖̯͈́̄̀̎͜͝d̶̙͇̓͌͂̉̋̒̈́́̚͜g ͕̺͘ȅ̵͇͕̼̿̌̈́̇̚̚͝ ̶̻̓̀̾͘͠p̶̨̢͓̹͚̊̀͝h ̺̭̱̙͎͙̟̼̲̲̇̿̎͒͘͝'̶̱̓͗̂̈́͛̽̍̀̕͝ ̩̼̪̳̗̬͖́̒̽̄̇͠͝͝ẙ̵̢̨͖̹̺̼̣̤̈́̓͝e̶̢͖̼̟͙̼̖͔̫̱͐̑͂͗͆̇͆͑͠ë̵̠̓͂̐̊̕̚̕͠͝o̴̠͙̫͇̙̠̯̣̎̅̚͜g̴̡̡̮̙̺͇̪̲̥̩̓ò̴̤͕̹͔̯̌́͋̽g ̗̻́̎̌̿̚?̵̟͍̥̝̱̜̬̗̇̋̌̾̆ͅ "
"thanks"
"a̶͉̜͍̜̝̲̦̲̙͚͂̿̿h ̢̛͙̘̜̘̹̉̂̂̉͑̍̀o ̨̠̼̥͎̙̥̤̰́̾̑̅̓͆̚ͅr̶̢̝̝͎̦̼̦̅͑̾̚͜n ̖̟̎̀͂̐̈̌̕̕ą̵͚̣̤̟̼̚ḧ̴͉́̾͛ ̵̧̧̳͕͕̀ą̴̝̠̜̹͖͘h̶̪͝ͅ ̵̠̳̲̣̤͎̰͇͙̎̆̄̄̃͒̅s̴̢̡̱̲̜̬̰̳̑͂̆̐̿̔̀̚͝m ̛͖̱̖̥͆͂̌ͅi ̙̩͕͚͕͎̖̯͈́̄̀̎͜͝d̶̙͇̓͌͂̉̋̒̈́́̚͜g ͕̺͘ȅ̵͇͕̼̿̌̈́̇̚̚͝ ̶̻̓̀̾͘͠p̶̨̢͓̹͚̊̀͝h ̺̭̱̙͎͙̟̼̲̲̇̿̎͒͘͝'̶̱̓͗̂̈́͛̽̍̀̕͝ ̩̼̪̳̗̬͖́̒̽̄̇͠͝͝ẙ̵̢̨͖̹̺̼̣̤̈́̓͝e̶̢͖̼̟͙̼̖͔̫̱͐̑͂͗͆̇͆͑͠ë̵̠̓͂̐̊̕̚̕͠͝o̴̠͙̫͇̙̠̯̣̎̅̚͜g̴̡̡̮̙̺͇̪̲̥̩̓ò̴̤͕̹͔̯̌́͋̽g ̗̻́̎̌̿̚?̵̟͍̥̝̱̜̬̗̇̋̌̾̆ͅ "
"thanks"
by NONAVAILABILITY August 06, 2019
I'm going to cooper the shit out of you little miss. You're going to have a good time here at Marywood. ;)
by Billy Natalie January 20, 2011