road construction

1. An excuse used to piss people off on their way to work.

2. One of 2 seasons in Minnesota.

3. unnecesary delay.

1. Jeffery was in bad mood all day because of road construction.

2. I was sad to see the end of winter, I'm not very partial to Road Construction.

3. I was late to work due to road construction.

by Michael McKid November 10, 2007

construction

The white man's dope game.

You know, Chris, construction is the white man's dope game.

by Ma Le Sc April 6, 2006

Construction Guy

Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss

Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah

by Sneakaround July 11, 2011

Construction Cone

An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.

Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"

by Havoker July 15, 2011

constructioneering

The act of designing or engineering something, while in the process of creating or building it.

Person A: Do you know how you're going to build that wall?
Person B: Yeah, going to do some constructioneering.

by adamd May 21, 2014

Construction buster

When u aggressively fuck someone at a construction site, often done without a condom

Dave: wow, u really did Julia yesterday

Ronald: yeah, it was really a construction buster

by Markfucker May 24, 2019

Philly Construction Crew

A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.

John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.

by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011