Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!
Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao
Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao
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I didn’t expect things to move so fast with Jemiel’s mom. I was creeping up on second base, and even though she burped her colostomy bag, my conk was aching for more.
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Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.
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Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.
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Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"
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