Conk

A conk is a cock that responds positively and achieves peak tumescence regardless of intimate context

Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.

by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020

Conk

A penis, the word conk is typically used by a sect of femboys who use it describe their pp's or schmeat a conk can be massive.

"They looked at the femboys appendage and said nice conk"

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Conk

A conk is a cock that achieves maximal tumescence regardless of the intimate context or adverse events.

I didn’t expect things to move so fast with Jemiel’s mom. I was creeping up on second base, and even though she burped her colostomy bag, my conk was aching for more.

by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020

Conk

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024

conk

your nose

yu s got a massive conk

by big john 21 September 24, 2019

conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

by kerfluffy October 26, 2017

Conk

The best person ever he's a litteraly god he even has a wikipedia page you should rep him btw

Your nearly on the level of conk

by C0nk January 5, 2021