commit unlive

'commit unlive' is a term usually used by toxic Roblox players instead of 'go kill yourself' to pass through Roblox's terrible chat censorship (and when I say terrible, I mean as terrible as doo doo wadur) while sending the message across.

I dare you to go commit unlive

by SleepyShard October 18, 2021

The Shit Commitment

The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17

I almost missed the toilet because I tried to cancel the shit commitment.

by Lucas A. Write October 2, 2006

hulu and commitment

When you want more than just "Netflix and chill" in a relationship.

Nick: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment

by Nicksass November 28, 2015

Commit to the Indian

During a rant, former coach Denis Savard told his players to, "Commit to the Indian, commit to the jersey.." The phrase soon become the unofficial slogan of the Chicago Blackhawks and was taken up by the fans.

To be Committed to the Indian means to believe in the team, through thick and thin. Most fans are committed, however there are the few that are just going along for the ride.

Fan 1: Commit to the Indian!
Fan 2: DETROITS SUCKS!
Fan 3: I'm just here for the beer and to be like everyone else.

by Tommy da Hawk January 17, 2010

pot committed

The act of having "put in so many chips", or otherwise risk of consequence, that you might as well follow through with the plan.

Johnny: Y'sure you wanna ditch school early?
Tommy: Well we've made it to Jack in the Box, so I say we're pretty pot committed at this point.

by *Brendan Hottie* February 26, 2008

commitment nazi

a girl who wont put out without being in a commited relationship

"dude i totally tried to get with your sister but shes a total commitment nazi"

by gmc1978 December 16, 2009

commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014